Crazier

Thursday, June 21, 2012

                                  


It was summer. The weather in The Hills was pleasant for a change. It was a special day. Seven rainbows adorned the sky. It was early in the morning and most people were just stirring out of their beds. But not him. He was a queer guy, an outcast. What he said and what he did were beyond the comprehension of the villagers. They feared him. They exiled him. He did not mind.

But she always found him rather fascinating. As he stood on the edge of the cliff, arms open, hair flying, his face reflected the wonder of the skies.

He made an eerie noise suddenly. The birds responded to his call. They swooped in in a spiral formation and circled over his head like a live halo.

The birds were in every color you could imagine. A live incarnation of the rainbows above. Their chirping was in beat with the sound of the waterfall. The specter was supernatural. For a moment, the worries of the villagers haunted her. But how can something so beautiful be so evil, she thought. Abandoning her fears she slid out of her hiding place, in full view of the cliff.

It was as if he sensed her movement. He turned around and saw her gaping. He acknowledged her with a smile, the most charming smile.

The next heartbeat, he vanished.




                                             #NowSinging Crazier | Taylor Swift (My Cover)


Confessions of an IPL match fixer

Thursday, May 17, 2012
Sorry for the spoilers guise but I really am guilty. I did some IPL fixing but I wasn't caught in the IndiaTV sting. My friends are suffering coz of my deeds so here is a confession of things I fixed



Malinga dyes his hair orange. I just had to pay his parlour bill. He seemed pretty excited.

Brett Lee takes his shirt off after taking Sehwag's wicket who by the way pulled a Sachin and got ousted at 99. I tried to coax him into dropping all but he was afraid of public reaction. No comments about private.

Bhajji will bald his head and white his lips as a way to indirectly praise his favourite cricketer. 

Poonam Pandey will be in news again for hooking up with Virat Kohli just after he is declared the man of the match.

Since most people just come to see SRK, the sales for Wankhede stadium IPL tickets will start falling. Keeping this is mind there will be a huge controversy after which SRK will accept their apologies. This was all a planned stunt to raise TRP. I managed this for SRK and got rich. Also many signed photos, comment here and I will sell them to you at 500 per piece. 

DD and KKR reach finals and DD takes all wickets and wins. 

Sachin, after losing, feels it's time to retire. He says after serving the country by being a sportsman he now wishes to be their representative and he joins the Rajya Sabha then. Why he did not do this earlier was because it would be too suspicious right after the 100th 100. That's what I thought, Sachin agreed for it for a pittance.

Salman Butt will agitate over IPL because he thinks it's unfair that he got caught. I paid him for this show, man he's an expensive dude.

Virat Kohli would go one step ahead than that middle finger venture. I leave that to your imagination. Good lad, him, he said I didn't need to pay him for it, in cash.

Priety Zinta was seen bonding with Ranbir. I picked on that and now I am after her to agree to start a cat fight with Deepika, who is already planning to leave Sid coz he's broke. But well, these Bollywood people are a tough nut to crack, must stick to cricketers.

See, I am agreeable to be jailed for this. But please consult me about the arrangements first. I like my bath water lukewarm, 25 degree centrally air conditioned chamber, for food I like variety. 

Nice talk. Thanks IndiaTV for broadcasting my apology.

The Initiator

Saturday, April 14, 2012



This song reminds me of the Initiator of change in my life. So here, I title this post The Initiator.




When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;
When troubles come and my heart burdened be;
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
Until you come and sit awhile with me.


Being a 12th grader is no small thing. Add to it the various number of things I have to keep hidden, including you, it becomes a burden. Not the keeping silent part. I am actually good at it and also I am one badass liar. I can look you in the eye and not falter. Being a strong person, if I may say that for myself, I don’t find it hard to subdue the turmoil, also I  don’t need to vent immediately. The downside is that anger rests on my nose(direct translation of a hindi phrase, might be awkward. I don’t like sharing much about me, I see my friends tell every little detail of their lives to each other and I just sit like a deaf and dumb person. I do like to talk, though, important things, nothings, your dreams, my dreams, and seek escape in that land. Just sitting on a doorstep with you silently is the best conversation. And after that, though my troubles won’t disappear, I surely acquire enough strength from you.


You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

Mountain climbing? Sea faring? You can’t give me an actual challenge, can you? Because from where I see things, it seems cake walk. You, so mighty, so tall, so fair. Resting on your shoulders I have the top view of the world. It feels like I can rearrange every miniature detail about this land. This is more than I could imagine accomplishing by myself. But probably saying that is not right either. It’s the initiators work you did. And the rest of it, I shall carry it on, myself, because you have made me able enough.

For where I am, I thank you. From up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky. Erm, oh well I am a kid.


Live and let die

Wednesday, March 28, 2012



I am a Gemini.
I change faster than you can say the word "change"
Do not object to me calling me fake,
I am adaptable. 

My identity is not lost;
I know where my loyalties lie
But at times,
I have to be different,
Not to fit in
But to get my way 

Do not denounce me for what I am with another
Be happy with what I am with you
That's is all you should care about
I do not appreciate unnecessary medling in my life

Live and let live

Or maybe, I'll live and let die.

My Centerpiece

Tuesday, March 13, 2012
   
When I was younger I expected a certain world
Now I'm excited to see it's more than what I imagined
It's ugly in some places
This gives me the aim of my life
I can make it into what I like
Atleast I will have something to do
Because doing nothing 
Makes me jittery

It's like expecting clay structure
But I got dough
I might not be able to match the activity of my hands with the perfection of my mind
But atleast I will make the dough look prettier
And I will keep messing with it until I tire
Then when a potter arrives
He will add the finishing touches
I will then have a beautiful artwork to adorn my centrepiece

Plan of Destiny

Sunday, March 4, 2012
I am trying to concede to the fact
Come at peace with it
Accept it
Subduing me complaints as much as possible
No matter how much it pains me
It wont happen
Because it isn't supposed to
It is not my plan to let it be
It's the plan of destiny
Maybe in a different time
In a different place
Before everything changed
But as for now
I wouldn't let fantasies cloud my sanity





We can never be friends
Just familiar strangers
Nothing else
I don't need more
I have accepted
The plan of destiny

Don't Insult The Art

Wednesday, February 15, 2012
Writing and blogging are like to different things guys. ANY NUMPTY CAN HAVE A BLOG! Even a popular blog at that but not everyone can write.

There is something called creative expression I find lacking. What I see around are Journal writers talking about either depression or elation by accounting events. GUYS TAP THESE EMOTIONS AND DIRECT THEM CREATIVELY!

It's like, I am not interested in your mundane descriptions, frankly. Unless you can create an enchantment so profound it envelops me completely. I have a distracted mind so if you command my concentration, you have my love.

If you can't be a magical writer, atleast have one line that grabs attention. A single thought provoking statement will be enough.


What's it about calling fantasies uncool? THEY ARE THE HEIGHT OF IMAGINATIVE ABILITY! If you can disregard such talent then curses be on you. Although of course just not any fantasy is acceptable.

Fiction. I am not a fan of this genre. That is like describing daily life and as I said before it's hardly worth writing about. Science fiction, thrillers, these are good.

Historical writing is another noteworthy genre. This captures the essence of a certain period giving a personal account, full with personal perspective and individuality.

Yes! Now I get the right word to describe my discontent. INDIVIDUALITY AND PERSPECTIVE. What you write should be inward and at the same time must relate to what happens around you. Those who sink to the level of merely reporting events, I despise you.

Using big words is not impressing, mind. Harry Potter uses simple language and it managed to capture the hearts of millions. Your grammar and vocabulary must be proper, but that is in no way enough. If you lack imagination the rest is futile.

Also, possess the modesty of not declaring yourself as writers to me. Link me your blog and I'll be the judge.


Having a blog is not cool. Writing is.

Does The End Justify The Means?

Monday, January 16, 2012

Cool enough, with striking irony, but if you think a little, it’s one of the stupidest comparisons.




If you believe in your cause, have traced how it might end up to be, and you are happy with the result, still you hesitate to take the necessary steps, however difficult, then you are intervening with Her Highness Mother Nature itself.

Again I would refrain from quoting a personal experience and stick to popular literature instead.



Harry Potter (Obviously, it has got something on every subject)


Dumbledore made it quite clear that he had raised Harry as a pig for slaughter. As cruel as it may sound, it was necessary and the sacrifice had to be made. Imagine how it must have hurt the poor old man. Strong heart, he must have. Even the 17 year old boy who was on the verge of impending death understood this and was ready for it, he walked towards his end himself. He had been raised to be prepared for it. The means met its end
and he sustained.

That explains well how carrying out your plan at any cost will go in your favour. Plus it tells us that Dumbledore made smartass guesses.






Brisingr ( Inheritance Cycle )

To overthrow Galbatorix and establish the reign of peace among the races of Alagaesia.
Fight = inevitable

Blood and slaughter, those were the means. What then, when the ghosts of your victims haunt your night’s sleep? Can a potential threat, who had sworn fealty to your enemy, however against his will, be spared? Is taking that risk wise at the stake of your life, which by the way is the last hope of achieving your established goal? Kill the bastard.

But never lift a finger who are powerless over you. Eragon could not being himself to lift a finger against Sloan, the traitor.


If your end is justified, so is your means of achieving it. It must be remembered though, you must take a step out of line only if absolutely necessary.

Once you start doing things that are against the well defined principles, your guilt is sure to come. That guilt can drive you to insanity. In moments like those, remember what cause drove you towards your unruly task. If it still seems worth it, hold back your tears, loosen that knot in your chest and accept what you have done.

What has to be done should be done. Without any exceptions. Heartlessly, though thoughtfully.


In the name of THE GREATER GOOD.

Christmas @ mini Hogwarts

Sunday, December 25, 2011



Merry Christ mas!

We’re having this big party and everyone’s here. I kinda expected this party to be wild but looking around I’m thinking, WHAT’S WRONG WITH THE WORLD!



In one corner is Mayu bhai discoursing on the philosophy of Christmas with a gang of followers from which I conveniently excused myself earlier.

Another corner is occupied by Adi with a gang of girls around him. He is holding a public reading of Harry Potter because for him it’s the same as Bible. In their midst in Anam di who is constantly tweeting live excerpts form the reading, oblivious to all the girls sitting around her, dreamy eyed.

Then there are Yencee and Shri, dueling, Rajnikant style.

Nc – Yanna Rascala!
Shri – Mind it!

And then they do a juggling sequence with their toy guns.

A separate group of girls have their heads bent together, obviously gossiping. They have Aakuh in the centre who emerges every few minutes for a – “awwh” or “eeeepp!” or jumping up and down clapping her hands frantically.

Obviously we have Nik and Rahul in a heated debate about which gang of girls to approach first by counting the number of blonde heads. Probably discussing tactics and pickup lines and all too.

Priyansh can be seen playing Gobstones (pebbles) with his friends, cracking PJs frequently and mistaking the SHUT-UP-OR-I’LL-AVEDA-KEDAVRA-YOU stares as looks of admiration.

Pooja can be seen playing with her dolls, that little chick. She is pestering her brothers to hold a doll each and help her with making up a nice doll-marriage story.

I and Rutaba were piling up stink pellets and dungbombs and plotting SIRIUSLY as to who is gonna be out next target while eyeing Nipun meaningfully all the time.

And at last, at long long last! There was the doorbell. SANTA! Both the gangs of girls rushed past me for chocolates pushing me into the now empty space beside Adi. Bitches.

And I did get my sweet revenge eventually. Guess what, NO CHOCOLATES! HA! By now you might have guessed the identity of Santa- Rohit! The girls sighed “hmn” collectively to which Ro just sighed and asked for something to eat.

That was that. It ignited Shri’s temper. For those who know him, you will realize how special it is. He launched at Ro swearing loudly in a language only Yencee could understand. We got to witness a very amusing fistfight between an overstuffed Santa and lean little Shri.

(“Mahn, food is such a driving force! You see since millions of years this has been the law of nature….”, droned on Mayu bhai to anyone who would listen.

The fight continued into the night with people betting on how much stuffing could Shri beat out of Santa. (I went home with my pockets considerably heavier as I bet on Shri winning the duel. I always had faith in my unkil.)

By the end we almost died laughing. Atleast now we had finally emerged out of our own separate worlds and come together to celebrate, thanks to Shri.

Now that we had died laughing, it must put an end to the story.


!Merry Christmas!

And a Happy New Year.


Unmasked

Monday, December 12, 2011

Does everyone wear a mask?

Yes, I do
And not just one at it
A new one for each person I meet
It’s because I don’t want them to know me
Until I permit them to
Until I’m sure the knowledge lies in safe hands



You may remember my status not long ago

To know who you are without any delusions or sympathy is a moment of revelation that no one survives unscathed. Some have been driven to madness by the stark reality. Most try to forget it. But as much as it gives another power, so you may gain power over yourself, if the truth doesn’t break you.

The concept of masks is best explained by sir Paulini in this book (unintentionally?)

He says that a Rider has 2 names. One is his real name and the other is the one with which others know him. The real name is hidden, even from himself. It is only after an enormous amount of deliberation can he know his own reality. Only few have the courage to undergo this deliberation. Even fewer survive it.

The knowledge of your reality has the power to destroy you. Do you really consider it wise to vest it in unworthy hands? Or in any hands for that matter? Because, in a moment, intentionally or not, they may completely destroy you.

Taking the risk of revealing yourself is sheer stupidity. The mask gives you the confidence of survival. The mask can be altered. The mask is convenient.

We ourselves must master the skill of controlling our masks. The act of thinking and the precision of execution is a step towards invulnerability. When none can guess, none can predict, none can conquer. Basically, you need to be a good Occlumens. Shut your mind and shut your mouth. For your own safety.



You may argue, what about trust? If we trust someone with our lives, surely we can trust them with our identity.

Not quite. When you yourself are unlikely to survive the encounter, how can you expect another to handle it well? It’s just too much information.

The mask, although may slip. It’s acceptable. Just an inch or so, to reveal your eyes. Eyes are the biggest giveaway. Eyes are the epitome of all that it true. Not even an accomplished liar can control their activity.





Now while you ponder over this stuff I will go design myself another mask. Now I hope my brother, I answered you well.



EPIC RAP BATTLES

Tuesday, October 11, 2011


Dobby:

Yo!
Hey Kreacher, what kinda creature are you
You called Hermy mudblood, is that true
You don’t obey Harry Potter sir
You still upto saving up your mistress’ fur
Your ambition is to get your head cut up and hung up on that wall
Mahn! I mean elf! Don’t you desire any freedom at all
Look at me dressed in socks and hat
Don’t tell me you don’t want any of that!
Excuse me, is that a tea cozy?
And that green thing, is that your nosey?


Kreacher:

Mudbloods! Children of filth!
Oh, what will my mistresses think!
And bringing a brat like you in here
Those curtains wont shut when she screams in despair
You betray our race, we’re elves and we work!
You wear new clothes, accept wages, that’s absurd!
Kreacher would die of shame if he were you
Your one sock is yellow and the other blue
I heard you into that mudblood’s SPEW crap
If I could I’d give her a tight slap



Dobby:

No elf shall talk of madam Hermy like way
She’s just working to give us better days
Free as a bird not stuck in that hole
Boy! Now you even look made up of coal!
You deserve to be treated badly by master Sirius
And left by Regulus in the cave of inferious!


Kreacher:

Oh bloody crap, you’re shitty at rap!
Madam Bellatrix threw a knife and made your neck snap
That’s what you get for running after your Harry Potter sir
You even lost Winky, I know you loved her!
I’d die than become a disgrace like you
Your head is full of shit and poo!


WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HP~!




Take Care

Tuesday, August 9, 2011


Just two years from now I had a best friend
So close, so damn close we were
Well versed with each others schedules
Busy, yes
But found time for us

Then meaningless fights
Got back together, of course
We were that strong, at least

Nothing passes without leaving a mark
Busy, still
But there was no time for us
Gotten on with life
Had new friends

That friendship is just a ghost of a memory now
I know what he’s upto
‘coz he left a hasty note before going
The longest time we talk is about
The time it takes to say hi
How are you

And no, we don’t launch into our stories
Like before, no formality
Just say a formal, I’m good
Take leave then, goodbye
I love you
We lie

Only thing not phony about it is
The parting
Really feeling that way
Despite everything
Despite the distance
I want you to

Take care


Silence...

Saturday, June 4, 2011



He came running to her, out of breath. His hair ruffled by the wind, shirt flying behind him, panting slightly. “He looks like an angel.” She had thought. She was still not over his beauty even after three years of togetherness. His presence still filled her with the same excitement as it had done the first time. It was something resistant to fading over time. He was not conventionally good looking, but to her he was like a stone, in appearance and manner, carved artfully to satisfy her fancy. He felt so perfect that she thought she could never have him. She tried to find solace in other men, but unconsciously she had started comparing them to him. None seemed even close to his perfection.

Then one day, without preamble he confronted her with his feelings. It was a thing with him, you could never know what to expect. It could shock you to death either with elation, or agony. It was ironic, how he could induce such fierce emotions in others, when he seldom betrayed any emotion himself.

He had been away for the past two months now. She had missed him every single day, even the days when she had not thought about him. But tonight was different. She had had a sudden pang of urgency that had shocked her out of her sleep. She knew something was happening.

She stared at the ceiling for a long time. It made her restless. She put on her dressing gown and walked out into the balcony. Standing by the railing, she stared into nothingness. It was only after a long time she realized that she was cold. The night was chilly. Just as she was making her mind to get her coat, two hands wrapped a shawl around her bare shoulders. She didn’t give a hint of surprise. She had already known something was happening. He had come back. Unannounced. His style. Using the door was too conventional for his liking.

Now as he stood with his arms wrapped around her, it was as if he had never been away. She could feel his warm breath on her neck as he took in her perfume. They needed no explanations, no talks, no words. Together they stood in perfect silence.

You gotta be kidding me!

Friday, May 27, 2011

It was the first time I left a book unread after flipping through the first few pages. And it is saying something because I even read twilight when my friend suggested I read it ( I feel like I betrayed Harry Potter). But anyway, this one was even WORSE!

Ever since I read Vikram Seth’s poem in my English textbook and “A thing beyond forever” by Navoneel Chakraborty, I’ve been interested in reading more works by Indian authors. So one day I walked into the earlier strictly prohibited section of English books by Indian authors and got three books with good titles (atleast better than the others…er)
Not suspecting anything amiss, I started reading one and there I saw a-wait-ah no!- I’ll say it,-a – nooo!, okay a GRAMMATICAL ERROR! What? Sorry! A GRAMMATICAL BLUNDER!!

The book was written in PRESENT tense. Period.

No book is ever written in present tense. Atleast not the one in which the protagonist recollects his past that is the ones written in FLASHBACK MODE!
Realizing this I threw away the book in disgust as if it were something infectious, figuratively speaking as I respect books too much to do that. (as a punishment for it I put it in the darkest, most dusty, dingy-est and farthest corner of my bookshelf).

Plucking up courage, I started with the second one. Why didn’t my eyes POP OUT! It had SMS-LINGO!! And if that was not enough, 
*dramatic pause*
*drumroll*

SPELLING ERRORS!! Do not get me started on grammar.

To get over the misery I read The Digital Fortress. Again.

Third time lucky, I prayed, begged. No, grammar was fine. But story, not so. A college romance, again. Excused. Bad try at humour. Cannot be excused. Looked like a copy from some Bollywood chic-flick. And a bad copy, if I might add.

( no details as to the identity given because I don’t want you guys to ass kick me if you happen to like them, wait, since that’s not possible let me rephrase, “if you are the author because no one else would read it anyway. )

I always thought that before publishing a book it was thoroughly scrutinized, edited and a cover page carefully designed (and not use a stupid collage of some random pictures on a white background and no contrast or some cheaply  photoshoped cloudy background with unrelated gifs strewn all over it haphazardly or maybe some unremarkable landscape). How can a publishing company be so desperate to publish something, anything, that it can gamble its credibility for it? Because a bad story can still be excused as a fault of the writer, but GRAMMATICAL ERRORS are just TOO MUCH!

I promise to you my readers, that when I have my own publishing house, I would never allow such a catastrophe. Only the best would be published. If any of my fellow blogers want something published, they might send it to me. Special discounts if you are following my blog. Hurry! (advertising already am I ? ). Anyways,

Conditions apply.

Nervous Breakdowns....urgh!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Suddenly I feel crappy even though nothing really happened. I was literally quite happy a moment ago, joking, fooling around and making my best friend laugh. NOTHING at all happened and I start sulking. He got all worried and started enquiring if someone had said something to upset me. And I had absolutely no answer. Because nothing happened, anyway. I am the sort of person who preaches the teachings of His Awesomeness, Barney Stinson, “When I’m sad I stop being sad and start being awesome.” to every person I come across. And I follow it most of the times. For confirmation you may consult the friend I mentioned above.

Its just that, so many small, insignificant bad things happen. If looked at individually, I would laugh at the stupid prospect of someone being upset by things so minor. But this small stuff, sorta builds up. You might put it at the back of your mind, but the thing is, its still there.

Its like stuffing lots of liquid waste in a can, you can stuff it up to a limit before it bursts and that exactly is what I call BREAKING DOWN.

I’m scared to death by these emotional breakdowns because they make a person difficult to tolerate. They start talking non-sense, getting irritable and unbearable. Some start crying K (I HATE tears! It’s my weakness to give whatever a-person-with-a-tear-stained-face asks for just to get ‘em off my back. Tears- URGH!)

Annoying, they are. But you can’t live without them, really. Sometimes everyone needs to get the crap out of their heads. No one can, even the strongest person on earth, live without breaking down once in a while.

When this happens, and be assured it will even to you dear reader, all you would want is a friend to listen without offering solutions, because these problem are meant to be forgotten and not solved. You just need the reassuring sounds of “hmn” , “ohh” and “awwh” that too just to make sure that you have your friend’s attention. Once its out of your mouth, its out of your mind. You’re free again to be normal and cheerful and, well, you get the feel.



I don’t want to boast, but there’s no doubt that I have a pretty big CAN that can hold up stuff for longer periods of time. But umm(shit! I mean shot!), it makes a greater mess when it bursts!




In Fond Memory Of Engineering Students

Thursday, April 28, 2011





This is in fond memory of engineering students or more appropriately “The Engineering Cult”. I won’t generalize, but truthfully, there are only a few exceptions to this rule. They have a few common tendencies-

1) They think of themselves as superior to commerce students. They think that students like, well me, don't take science to find an easier way out or that they are dumb and don't understand the concepts or are afraid of hard work and things like that. Who are you kidding people? We commerce guys just have different aims.

2) However boastful they are of their intellect, when consulted for advice by juniors, they almost plead with them not to take up engineering as the struggle for it is crushing them. Remember the time you mocked us commerce students that engineering padne ka apna hi tashan hai? Booyaa!

3) Now a special tendency of IITians. These guys are fond of "the catch". For them nothing is straightforward. A simple question put to them like what is 2+2 s answered by a silence of consideration. "The answer can't be 4! There has to be some catch! I will figure it out, that will show them I’m the smartest!" Duh-uh.

About 1 lakh people qualify as engineers every year. Almost half of them have no idea how they landed there. They don't even like engineering! They just go into it thinking its cool. C’mon people, anything you LIKE can be cool. You are the one who has to be cool. You don’t need to burden yourself for attaining degrees you can show off, half heartedly.

Speaking for myself, I belong to a science background, and I love science. Watching my peers and answering their repeated cries of-“I thought you’re gonna take science!” or “ But your parents are doctors!” I was almost swayed to join “The Cult”. But picturing my future, I want to see myself as a writer, start my own magazine and probably a publishing house. Science would be of no help. Commerce is what I need and not a sign of my incompetence.

I’m not justifying my choice here, neither am I discouraging people from taking up engineering. All I want to convey is that- think of yourself in the future and then make your choice. It is these what make you who you are. Don’t be afraid of being mocked for them.


Bleed blue @ airport

Saturday, April 9, 2011




Unfortunately or probably not so, I had to leave for a vacation the day of CWC 2011 finals. All way to the airport in the taxi I was straining hard to listen to the commentary on radio above all the noise, an alternative I wouldn’t ever try coz of the lame and irritating commentary we get on radios.

Rushing through the customs and skipping even a look at the Delhi duty free, I dragged my parents and my brother to the screen showing the India v/s Sri Lanka match. Cricket made everyone sitting there a single entity. No business class, no economy class, that time every single one of them was an Indian. And as everyone knows, cricket is religion in India.

People were pushing each other to get a better view of the screen. On every ball they cheered, every boundary they hooted, and every wicket they cursed, in unison. People sat on the floors, and what people, those wearing neat coats and tuxedos did that! Sophistication was long forgotten. The foreign passengers were gaping at the scene, bewildered by all the noise. To them I say-“Guys, cricket here is much more than your redskins game.”

People were late for the flight, and they didn’t care. People were even ready to miss their flights! All for a cricket match. Oh my mistake! It was THE cricket match! When people name’s were announced to board the flight, they simply said let the damned flight wait, I’ll come after the match and turned back to the screen.

And the moment we won? Ohho! You can’t compare it to anything else! One guy literally removed his shirt and threw it in the air! Others made a circle and started dancing. Some of them made a human train and started running around the airport, this included the shirtless guy.

Imagine! Just imagine the scene! Can anything be better than this? Cricket in India is a great uniting force. We all BLEED BLUE!

Cricket, hats off!


A friend of a friend

Saturday, April 2, 2011




I have heard a million times that an enemy’s enemy is an ally. But yesterday, due to some situation, I needed consolation. And that was when I came across its contrary statement-

A friend of a friend is not a friend.”

Pondering on this, I found out that this was true in ever way. Everyone has experienced this but few would be ready to admit. Look at the following two situations.



  1. You have a really close friend. And he is the only one. But to him you are “just one of the good friends”. Won’t those others induce a feeling of jealousy within you? Of course you would try to suppress it, coz it ain’t right to feel that way. You feel it anyway.



  1. Your best friend introduces you to some of his friends. Suppose you are a girl and one of his friends start hitting on you. You want to thrash him but redeem yourself on the grounds that he is a friend of your best friend.


Now, can a friend of friend be your friend? Ah! Not unless you got a real high tolerance level.



 For this article, my sincere thanks to Tapas bhai




Rest in Peace, Ritu Ma'am

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

I read somewhere-

Life is a submissive slut, and death, its most priced customer.

And of course, if the bloody demon is paying like HELL, he would make sure he got the best. And that’s why all the good people go up first and the earth is full of assholes. As Kamal bhai says – “Saare harami niche rahe jaate hain.”

Why suddenly I’ve adopted truck-driver vocabulary? YES! I’m in SHOCK! It’s as if the truth hasn’t quite sunk in yet. The unnerving and untimely demise of our beloved Hindi teacher has taken a heavy toll on my mental well-being, something I never thought I would feel.

Death is something you just can’t get used to. Today while going for the exam, I still sustained a foolish hope that I would meet her in the corridor and greet her with a “Good morning!” I actually postponed writing this as felt that maybe this was someone’s filthy idea of a joke and I had absolutely no intention of making a fool of myself.

Ritu ma’am, we all knew, was very weak since like, forever. But that didn’t prepare any of us for what happened. I got to know that she had a kidney problem since past one year that finally lead to- well I can’t even bring myself to say it! She had always been good to me. She never lost her temper. In the 2 years she taught me- 7th and 8th, I never had any complaints- not even the foolish ones each kid has towards each teacher.

Not even one Montfortian is ready to accept this news. Why, oh why! To someone so absolutely lovely? I can name a hundred people who could have gone instead-I know I shouldn’t be talking so-but anything I say now will be an understatement.

The cruel game of fate.
The whore called life.
And the fucker called destiny.

The one above, if He even is there, has a creepy, filthy sense of humour.

Ritu ma’am, Rest In Peace.





Outcry for Japan

Sunday, March 20, 2011
I feel ashamed when I’m sitting here at ease
My heart cries out for the Japanese


I remember when Tsunami hit India I was in Goa
I can never forget how much I thanked destiny
That I could live to see today
And now that a stronger one hit Japan…
It was the only thing on news that Friday
8.9, gosh, it was scary
And the helicopter shots looked so lethal
As if I was watching a video game
Lame, but the speed of water and the heat of fire
Had the same air of unreality to them
The ships, planes and cars photographed from above
I swear looked like a floor littered with a careless child’s toys
I don’t want to believe it was anything but that
Developed over the years and shattered in a 2 minute disaster
I don’t know why im getting all patriotic about a country that’s not my own
Maybe coz I understand the suffering as I nearly avoided?
Still something surprises me, more than anything else
The people were prepared
The government action was instantaneous
Evacuation successful, well as successful as you could hope for
This didn’t happen in India
Mitigation was only dealing with the aftermath
Very little, what was left
Warnings, none
Even in the harsh time, I plead the Indians to learn from our fellow Asians
We here think regular drills are a joke
Are we so naïve as not to understand their importance until disaster strikes?
Why bother when everything’s alright?
Jab hoga tab dekha jayega attitude
Jab hoga tab dekhne ke liye zinda bachoge?
They just don’t realize
Learn from the Japanese, my fellow Indians
I sincerely hope for the best for the victims and revival of Tokyo and all other places hit by the aftershocks.
Ameen


 
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